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Mozzarella-Stuffed Pesto Meatballs

Ok, first of all, y’all are WAY too nice and are going to give me an ego with your overflow of nice comments yesterday on my jumpsuit situation. I actually felt like that post was way narcissistic after I published it, so thanks for not being like “um, no one cares about what you wore this weekend.”  Even if that’s what you did think, thanks for not verbalizing it.  I realize I’m perpetuating the misconception that I think I am hot sh*t, because let me assure you, half the time I feel like a bumpkin trying to play dress up.  And for those of you who do care about my fashion musings, the jumpsuit is Laundry by Shelli Segal and I got it at TJ Maxx.  Here’s a similar one.

Back to today’s regularly scheduled programming….

Why do I insist on buying those sad little basil plants in the grocery store?  I know damn well as soon as I get them home, they’re going to com sui and I’ll be in a frantic race to use the entire thing before it’s a complete wilted mess on my counter top by the end of the week.  Yet I can’t help but think this time will be different!  Me and this little basil plant will march hand-in-hand into the sunset and it will never leave me!

False.

But at least this time I came up with a new way to use up those fragrant little leaves in the nick of time.

Balls, duh.  But not just any balls, my friends.  These balls are cut with lentils to make them even more nutritiony (yep, that’s a word) and freshly chopped basil to add tons of flavor.  Oh yeah, and they’re stuffed with mozzarella cheese.  Why?  Because why wouldn’t you stuff balls with cheese?

Mozzarella-Stuffed Pesto Meatballs
Total time:  About 40 minutes
Makes about 12 medium-sized meatballs
You’ll Need:
1 lb lean ground turkey
1 cup brown lentils, cooked*
8-10 basil leaves, chopped
1/4 cup walnuts, chopped
1/4 medium onion, grated (over the mixing bowl to capture juices)
1 tsp. garlic
1 egg
1/2 cup panko breadcrumbs
1/2 cup reduced-fat mozzarella cheese
Salt and pepper to taste
Favorite sauce for serving

Directions:   Preheat oven to 375.  In a blender or food processor, chop lentils and then chop walnuts.  Mix everything from the ground turkey to the breadcrumbs together in a large mixing bowl until blended.  Then start rolling into golf-ball sized balls, making a small indent with your thumb to fill with mozzarella and then roll until cheese is covered.  On a baking sheet covered in parchment paper, spray with a small coating of cooking spray and place balls about 2 inches apart.  Bake for 20-25 minutes, until golden brown and cooked throughout.  Cool for about 5 minutes.  Serve with favorite sauce or on top of pasta.

*If you don’t want to use lentils, just add another 1/2 pound of ground turkey.

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These were fan-freaking-tastic.  I wasn’t really sure how the mixture of walnuts and basil and lentils were all going to pan out, but let me tell you, these are officially in the rotation.  Plus since they only take about 30-40 minutes to make, so Jess likee.

I’m also on kind of a lower-carb kick right now and it’s nice to find something filling and not completely green in color that grew from the earth.  So even if these don’t help me justify another Victoria’s Secret bikini to add into the rotation of “things I’m never going to actually wear”, at least they left me satisfied.


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That Was Scary

So part of the reason I waste food sometimes (a lot) is because I tend to randomly get inspired in the grocery store. 

Oh, hello weird little vegetable, I don’t know what you are or how to make you.  Hop in my cart and let’s go back to my place and see what happens.

It’s a problem.

I had a similar experience about a week ago when I saw some beautiful little artichokes calling my name.

Buy us!
Use us!
PICK US!

artichoke 1

Oh, what, I suppose you don’t hear voices in the produce section?

So despite my fear of what the hell I was going to do with them, home with me they went, and in my fridge they sat.  And sat.  Until the other day when I started operation “Stop wasting your food you wasteful jerk.”  Has a nice ring to it, eh?

I perused the interwebs for an easy recipe, and found this one.  So I put my big girl pants on, washed those spikey little suckers and made like the Queen of Hearts and off with their heads!  Then I stuffed a few pieces of garlic down into their spiny leaves (which punctured at least 4 holes in my fingers during the prep) and drizzled them with a scosh of olive oil, the juice of 1/2 a lemon and just enough salt and pepper to punch up the flavor.  (No stuffing or dipping sauces required, which actually makes this a really healthy little snack.)

artichoke 2

And into the toaster oven they went for 1 hr and 15 minutes on 425.

And in the meantime, let’s talk about a few things that scare me besides weapon-like vegetables:

1.  Spiders.  I found one last night and at first was convinced it was a practical joke that my husband planted to freak me out.  False.  Tarantula status all up in my bedroom.  I spent the rest of the night jumping out of my skin at any spec of dirt on the floor and every graze of my long locks against my arm.

2.  When things randomly fall.  I was typing a post the other night and a stack of dishes spontaneously collapsed in the sink.  I screamed.  Loudly.  And made the sign of the cross.  Maybe it was nothing… maybe it was the ghost of dirty dishes past.  Gravity or paranormal activity?  You decide. 

3.  People that walk really close to you.  I don’t know if it’s because I saw way too many episodes of Unsolved Mysteries or my mom just warned me not to talk to strangers too many times, but if you are in any way invading my personal space, I can only assume you have plans to abduct me.  Next stop Maceville.  You’ve been warned.

So back to the chokes.
Look what we have here:  Tender, roasted leaves with a pop of lemon and a hint of garlic baked right in.  Simply delicious.  And like zero carbs*. 

choke 3

*I have no idea what the carb count is but can only assume it’s very low.

I ate two whole chokes and washed them down with a glass of wine and the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode.
Speaking of things randomly falling, how long til you think Kim Richards has a flask fall out of her purse on camera?  God, I love that hot mess.

Tell me:  What scares you the most?

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