1.  Creme Brulee beer.  It’s a thing, people.  And it’s wonderful.  Tastes like dreams and happiness.  You’re welcome.

2.  Guess what time I’ve gone to bed pretty much every single night this week.

Go ahead.  I’ll wait…

Ok, fine I’ll tell you.  9PM. (!!!!) This is alarming for a few reasons.  Obviously there’s the fact that I am clearly no longer fighting my aging body and just surrendering to the comforts of being lame.  The knitting habit isn’t helping my rep at all, and the tv shows that I’ve yet to catch up on for the week are PILING UP.  So now I have like 9 hours of tv to watch this weekend and have been avoiding the twitter like the plague just in case there’s any spoilers.  Maybe I’ll split up the hours of catching up with an early bird special at Hoss’s… SOMEONE TELL THOSE DARN KIDS TO TURN DOWN THEIR RAP MUSIC!

3.  Can we chat openly here for a second?  Awesome.  So you know what really grinds my gears?  When you take a trip to somewhere magical like, say, Target (hypothetically), and you spot a new product that you’ve been wanting to try.  For the sake of the story, let’s call this product Maybelline Color Whisper.  You take a few moments to peruse the myriad of choices, finally select justheright color, make your purchase, and you’re on your merry way.

And then…

Awesome.  Now I have to go back to return this, and we all know how that lovely tale ends.  (Spoiler alert: with many more products in tow.)

4.  So if you follow me on Instagram, you probably saw this picture that I posted last week, wearing my ABSOLUTEFAVORITE hat.

So obvious Blossom jokes aside, tell me this isn’t the cutest f*$king hat you’ve ever seen.  You can’t, because it is.  I got it at Anthro about 4 years ago, and it’s probably one of the only things I like about winter.

Or it was.

Someone decided it was a chew toy last week and now someone doesn’t have a favorite hat anymore.  I’ll let you figure out who the characters in this sad little story are.

I don’t think there’s a better way to end a post than with a cute picture of Mac.  That adorable little a-hole.

Happy weekend, lovers, hope you have a good one!

xo J