I am the girl that makes everything more complicated. (The fact that I’ve accepted it is a huge step.) But what’s ironic is that it’s usually in trying to find a short cut wherein the problem presents itself. If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to “slow down!”, well, I’d be writing this blog from a much nicer bar stool, preferably in some expensive tropical resort somewhere.
I realize that my knack for multi-tasking is a double-edged sword. (I think I’m using that analogy wrong… anyways.) On one hand, it’s fantastic for handling lots of projects at once and delivering results in a timely manner. On the other hand, however, it can result in a treacherous fall down your basement steps while clutching a laundry basket with one hand, and telling your best friend in high school about how hot the lead singer of the band you saw the weekend before was. Next thing you know, you’re sprawled across the cement floor, yesterdays gym socks strewn about, and the phone just a few feet away, but close enough that can still hear your friend calling your name between uncontrollable bursts of laughter. And just as you try to drift off to sleep and forget about the whole incident, your mom wakes you up every 30 minutes just to be sure you aren’t concussed.
If I had only slowed down and thought of a more rational approach. Or taken a moment to realize that by simply putting the phone in the basket for .5 seconds I maybe wouldn’t have almost broke my neck. But I just can’t do things the easy way.
Which brings me to this dinner. How, on Earth, have I never made a tortilla pizza before? I mean, I always have tortillas in my fridge, along with a plethora of delicious pizza toppings, so it was only natural that this meal present itself to me. And with some leftover arugula pesto, the simple solution was staring me right in the face. Thankfully I was not talking on the phone, watching Bethenny Ever After, reading a blog post and trying to find last year’s taxes at the same time or I would have never thought of it.*
Pesto Tortilla Pizza
Serves: 1
Cook time: About 15 minutes
You’ll need:
1 soft flour tortilla, I used Mission Carb Smart
2 T pesto (Homemade or store-bought)
1/2 cup sautéed veggies of your choice (I used mixed pepper strips)
1/4 cup reduced-fat shredded mozzarella cheese
Directions: Preheat oven to 375. In a coated pan, cook vegetables over med-high heat for about 5 minutes, or until softened. Place the tortilla on a baking sheet, lined with foil. Spoon pesto on the tortilla, then veggies, then cheese. Cook for about 10 minutes, or until crispy and cheese is melted.
I realize this is one of those “wow, are you serious with this recipe, that’s so stupidly easy.” That’s the point friends. It’s the easiest. And so ridiculously good. Also, if you’re like me and can take down an entire frozen pizza in under 5 minutes, this is a great alternative.
*I was in fact, doing all those things when I made this. Call it a fluke.



March 13, 2012 at 7:03 am
I’m always doing several things at once. Right now? Eating breakfast, reading blogs, watching the news, doing dishes during commercials, and procrastinating getting ready for work. They should award medals for such things.
March 13, 2012 at 9:38 pm
I will fashion one for you before our weekend of epic proportions and we shall have a medal ceremony. Right after the sister-wife ceremony.
March 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Sounds fabulous! Sounds like I’ll need a new dress…
March 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm
and don’t forget the shoes.
March 13, 2012 at 7:05 am
My favorite thing EVER is Amy’s organic pesto pizza, so this sounds yummy. However, I’m kind of a bread girl, so I think the thinness of a tortilla might be a little too…thin for me. I like thin crust pizza quite a bit, but I do need a LITTLE bit of crust. Not that I would turn this down…
And I’ve also learned that sometimes monotasking is much more efficient than trying to do a million things at once. When you think about it, some things can wait 10 seconds, especially if it means avoiding head injury or burned food
March 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm
I thought this crust was going to leave much to be desired too, but it was surprisingly satisfying! And wouldn’t you know I smashed my head last night taking the puppy out bc I was trying to do too many things again? Some things never change.
March 13, 2012 at 8:33 am
I cannot live unless I am doing at least 3 things at one time. I have learned how to tone it down on the weekends when it is “relaxing” time.
March 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Agreed, weekends tend to be slowed down a few notches.
March 13, 2012 at 8:49 am
You want to know something crazy? I hate pesto. I know I know….I am totally a freak.
March 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm
WHO ARE YOU?
I hear you though, I don’t like lobster.
March 13, 2012 at 9:29 am
Bethenny is my favorite show ever, she cracks me up on a regular basis. Also, like the other Kelly, I am not the biggest fan of pesto. We can be weird together.
March 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm
I sweat her. She’s a little annoying this season, you can tell she’s getting a little full of herself, but whatever, she deserves it. Bitch earned it!
March 13, 2012 at 9:37 am
I´m more of a red pesto kind of girl – which would make this just as yummy
March 13, 2012 at 9:45 am
I love Bethenny. I think me and Mr. T are exactly like her and Jason, only a few billion dollars poorer.
I never buy tortillas anymore because I always end up wasting them. But I think I’ll throw a package in my cart the next time I’m shopping.
Also, I can’t just do one thing at a time. It just feels wrong.
And, I make everything overly complicated as well. That’s why we’re soul sisters.
March 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm
The only uncomplicated thing in my life is my undying love for you <3
March 13, 2012 at 10:04 am
Haha I always make things more difficult by trying to use shortcuts. I flat out refuse to take two trips from the car, so every sunday the neighbors get to watch me struggling to bring in my laundry, my text books, my laptop, my purse, the dog, and whatever food my mom sent me home with all at once. Its messy.
Tortilla pizza is the best idea ever. I make it all the time – and pesto is my favorite kind of sauce. Its so freaking delicious.
March 13, 2012 at 9:44 pm
haha I do the same exact thing with my groceries, it is a hot mess. Some day I’m going to be the girl standing in the parking lot, surrounded by food rolling away, torn bags and exploded milk cartons. Then I’ll learn my lesson.
March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Oh – you won’t learn. I’ve BEEN that girl. More than once. I still do it.
March 13, 2012 at 10:32 am
Doing one thing at once? That’s for losers. Seriously. While it can sometimes be hazardous to our health (i.e. your stair tumble), there’s really no use in telling a multi-tasker to slow down. Because we don’t listen. How can we? We’re doing ten things at once already!
Also, I love pesto. A little too much. I’ve been known to eat it on crackers while standing at my kitchen counter. Go ahead – judge me. I know it’s weird. Maybe I should class things up a bit and make these little pizzas instead.
March 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm
I would never judge anyone when it comes to pesto.
March 13, 2012 at 10:47 am
You and me both, Jess. I went through a phase as a kid wher I wouldn’t eat breakfast unless it was served to me like cruise food (i.e. put all fancy on a plate). Gah, what a headache for my poor mother. Then again, life isn’t fun when it’s simple
March 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm
true story.
March 13, 2012 at 11:06 am
THANKS A LOT for the pesto craving I now have.
must.. find… pesto.
March 13, 2012 at 11:51 am
Multi-tasking is the blessing and the curse of being a woman. Oh wait- that’s childbirth, isn’t it? Anyway…I totally do it, too. That’s probably why I burn my hands almost every time I cook something in the oven. This looks simple enough to avoid much (serious) damage, though. Win!
March 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Oh man, so many burn marks on my hands. Especially from the dutch oven lid, I keep forgetting that, you know, it’s like been in the oven…
March 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm
come to think of it i’ve never done something like this either using a tortilla, but what a great easy dinner/snack idea!! and i haven’t had pesto since late 2011, ok wait, i take that back — i may or may not have munched on (downed) half a TJs pesto veg pizza around 2am on a recent (last) saturday night haha ooops — but i havent cooked with it since late 2011 lol. i need to change that, love that stuff!
March 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm
you need some pesto in your ’12, girl.
March 13, 2012 at 12:15 pm
I don’t eat pesto enough. That should change.
March 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm
immediately.
March 13, 2012 at 6:13 pm
I can’t watch Bethenney (how the hell do you spell her name?!) anymore. All she does is complain about how hard it is to be a rich celebrity and bitch at her husband. Jason Hoppy is hot. Too hot for her. She needs to relax. This pizza looks good though!
March 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm
I agree, she is a little full of her sh*t this year, but I still love her. I feel like she paid her dues so she deserves all the fame & fortune that comes along with her celebrity. Reppin’ working women!
And I can’t find him attractive bc of his one weird tooth!!
March 13, 2012 at 6:21 pm
I like to think I can multitask. I’m not super good at it though. I’ll have to try this….maybe throw some small bits of chicken and parm on top?
March 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm
both of those things would be welcomed additions.
March 14, 2012 at 9:43 am
I am not the best multi-tasker, but hey, at least I don’t fall down stairs.
The pizza looks great – not sure why I haven’t tried a tortilla pizza yet either.
March 15, 2012 at 11:50 am
I’m always doing 5 things at once too…hence why I keep doing stupid things like burning my forehead with a curling iron.
I love tortillas. Have you tried the brown rice ones at Trader Joe’s? Amazing.
March 15, 2012 at 3:25 pm
This is the kind of recipe I like. Easy Peasy!
I’ll use brown rice tortilla but I might switch out the pesto for some tomato paste in the tube.
March 18, 2012 at 10:36 pm
There is absolutely nothing wrong with multi-tasking until yeah, potentially breaking your neck and all.
Love the recipe, I don’t make pesto enough. Which I guess could be considered a good thing seeing that it’s like all extra virgin olive oil, cheese and nuts but we gotta get in our dose of healthy fats right?