That is how I’m referring to this year’s Super Bowl. I hate the Giants (as you know, I am a die-hard Eagles fan) and the Patriots are like that girl in high school that keeps getting cast as the lead in all the plays. We’re all sick of her undeniable talents and ready to give someone else a chance. (Plus they beat us in 2005, and I hold a grudge like a mother ‘effer.)
So instead of wasting my time debating whether the Giants defense is going to crush Tom Brady’s hopes for the Patriots’ 4th ring, I have channeled all my efforts into creating the ultimate Stuff Your Face menu, and I plan on doing just that.
Behold. A thing of glory:
(photo from here)
Macheesmo’s Jalapeno Popper Dip. I kind of want to face plant right into this bowl. Jalapeno poppers are one of those “splurge” items that get thrown onto a pizza delivery order at our house when we feel like being extra sinful. I am nothing short of stoked to eat an embarrassing amount of this.
(photo from here)
The Girl Who Ate Everything’s Hot Pizza Dip. Do I even need to explain? I might perform one of the day’s most impressive sacks if someone even dares to try and pry this away from me. Osi Umenyiora‘s got nothin’ on me.
Broccoli Slaw Veggie Pizza. A standard for me when it comes to party food. So easy and always a crowd-pleaser. But let’s be real here…This is really just so I don’t feel like a total slob after the great food massacre. Look, there’s veggies on there!
In addition to these lovely items, I believe there will be meatballs, chili and lots-o-beer. I just hope that Monday morning I’m able to put my pants on, but if not, I’ve got some sweet leggings and tunics that will get me through the week.
Are you making anything for the Super Bowl? Who are you rooting for?