In the midst of one of several panic attacks this weekend, I decided to whip up some soup for the week. I love that phrase, by the way. Oh, I’ll just “whip that right up!” It makes me feel like one of those crazy tiny fairies in Sleeping Beauty, when they bake their magical little cake and- Oh right. I was talking about soup.
And now I’m singing “Some Day My Prince Will Come”. Lucky for you, there is no audio feature on this post. Although I can promise it’s just magical.
True story: Until the age of like 17, I was pretty sure I was going to grow up and be a singer. No seriously. I got all kinds of awesome solos in elementary school, and even got picked for this super elite singing thing in 5th grade. If I had video footage of it, I swear I would show you because my Sally Jesse Raphael glasses alone are worth seeing. Add to that a headband the size of the state of Pennsylvania and my awkward …well everything, and you’ve got nothing short of gold, Jerry. Gold!
Then one day in high school I auditioned for the part of Ado Annie in Oklahoma! and my life was forever changed. Not only did I receive a standing ovation for my audition, but I was met with dozens of high fives and I swear two people waiting to audition got up and walked out.* I nailed it and I knew it. It was my finest hour.
*I may have embellished that part a tad, but the standing ovation is true.
I eagerly anticipated the cast announcements for what felt like weeks, and a few days later, there it was. As I peered up, wide-eyed and full of excitement, at that tattered piece of paper, clinging to the wall by a thin strip of scotch tape, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I felt like someone punched me the gut and stole my trapper keeper. Not only was I denied the part of Ado Annie (it was given to a senior, of course), but I didn’t even make the chorus! People who didn’t even try out made the chorus. Broken hearted, I sulked off, fighting tears and swearing I’d never sing again. And as I gulped back my emotion, I swallowed the cold hard truth that high school was unfair on almost every level.
I know, pass the Kleenex, right?
So yeah… this soup… uh…I can promise you one thing: It’s way better than high school.
Squash and Pumpkin Crockpot Soup
(Inspired by Yes I Want Cake)
You’ll Need:
1 bag frozen cubed butternut squash
1 bag frozen cauliflower
1 can pumpkin puree (plain,not with pie flavoring)
4 cups chicken or veggie broth
1 can lite coconut milk (could also use regular milk)
1 tsp turmeric
2 tsp curry powder
1 tsp all spice seasoning
Salt & pepper
Goat cheese for garnish
Directions: Place everything in the crockpot, mix until spices are blended. Cover and cook on low for 6-8 hours, and then using an immersion blender or food processor, blend until smooth. Gradually add salt as you taste (I ended up using more than I thought.) Crumble goat cheese over top to serve.
This soup is so easy. And you can use fresh vegetables if you like, and mix and match with whatever you have on hand. And the addition of goat cheese is the perfect balance of tart to the sweetness of the cooked veggies.
So even though my dreams of stardom were left shattered on that linoleum floor that day so long ago, I still hold out hope that some day… Some day I’ll be rich and famous. And you’re all invited over for soup poolside cocktails. And I promise I won’t sing.
Too loud.
November 10, 2011 at 7:13 am
I wanted to be a singer/songwriter. Because clearly the “songwriter” part made me more legit as an artist.
And I loved that part of Sleeping Beauty! It’s my favorite cartoon and I think I could sing every single song from it by heart… sigh…
November 10, 2011 at 7:18 am
Oh, auditions. I was all “OMG THEATRE” in high school (cool I know) and the first play I auditioned for (west side story)…yeah guess who got to be a chorus member, not Maria!?!?! Booo. At least the soup looks fab
November 10, 2011 at 7:40 am
I wrote about my own shattered dream of being on Broadway once, the rejection stemming from the fact that I can’t sing. Well, I can sing, but I can’t sing well. Apparently enthusiasm and fancy jazz hands can’t make up for lack of talent. Sigh…perhaps we should start our own production?
November 10, 2011 at 9:04 am
Your version looks fantastic! Mmm, I need to make that soup again.And I’d love a poolside cocktail when you’re famous, too.
November 10, 2011 at 9:44 am
Need. Immersion. Blender.
High school was soooo bad. But I could never sing. I was in drama though and thought I would be a famous actress someday. Not sure what happened to that goal…
November 10, 2011 at 9:57 am
Saw “oklahoma” in DC this summer – the girl who played Ado Annie was fantastic…just 17 years old in HS. My unfulfilled dream in life is to be able to sing, so I am jealous that you were good enough to even try out.
November 10, 2011 at 9:59 am
Heh, I was the cantor for mass in 8th grade a bunch of times, and for my 8th grade graduation. Unfortunately, there is video of that. I went to a high school whose music program was so good they went to Rome, to sing for the POPE. So yeah, my singing career died in 8th grade also.
November 10, 2011 at 10:07 am
Oh no!! I was in all my high school musicals but I can’t sing to safe my life. But I can dance. I was always a partner dancer and got to do all the cool lifts. I can also tap so I would always be in those numbers too. I loved that part of high school!
November 10, 2011 at 10:56 am
Hilarious story
Err, well, wait, that doesn’t mean I’m laughing at your misfortune ;-P
I like how easy that soup is. And I’m all over using frozen veggies in meals. No chopping time and no worries about when they’ll go bad!
November 10, 2011 at 11:00 am
I wanted to laugh at this, but then I felt bad. High school sucked. Haha… okay… sorry, I laughed anyway.
Soup sounds good!
November 10, 2011 at 11:24 am
I was so big into musicals, drama, and choir all through elementary school and through college. I miss getting on stage and performing sometimes. I guess it’s the whole thrill factor and getting to be someone that you are clearly not. I hated high school though. So glad that is over!
Soup looks delicious! I really need to get a food processor, and blender so I can take part in this deliciousness!
November 10, 2011 at 11:25 am
I always wanted to be a banker.
November 10, 2011 at 11:51 am
I had no idea high school was that bad for someone other than me. I feel your pain Jessica! And I know that for sure your soup is 1000 X better than anything else. It looks delicious!
November 10, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Aww . . . my heart just broke for poor young you not even getting a part. High school is stupid.
If it makes you feel any better, we did a musical when I was in grade 12 and I cant sing or dance to save my life. I wound up with one line, and hidden in the very back during a big dance scene. It was for the best, but still, they could have given me more than one line.
November 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm
I can’t sing. Or act. But I can agree that high school politics just plain suck. Thank god it only lasts four years. On a brighter note, your soup looks fantastic! Glad you whipped it right up to share with us!
November 10, 2011 at 2:57 pm
I despised high school. I miraculously made the chorus of Annie my freshman year, had a great time and thought sophomore year would be a given. Unfortunately it wasn’t, and being an orphan in Annie was the last time I graced the stage. Looking back, I assume the only reason I made it freshman year was because I’m short and young- looking, necessary for orphans.
This soup looks delicious by the way. It makes me wish I had a crock pot.
November 10, 2011 at 4:31 pm
I wrote about my theatrical heyday awhile ago, but I still think my best performances were mine and my sister’s rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar, performed on the picnic table. I was Jesus, Simon and Pontius Pilate… with that kind of versatility, I’m amazed that Broadway isn’t clamoring at my door!
November 10, 2011 at 5:29 pm
I dabbled in acting…obviously I’m hugely famous now. That soup looks fannnntastic! Perfect for fall!
November 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm
I wanted to be a doctor. Obviously that didn’t work out. I don’t have it in me to go to school half my life.
November 10, 2011 at 9:05 pm
I dreamed of being a lawyer or a CEO when I was younger, totally normal right haha. Oh and I wanted to be a librarian for a short while too – huh? Probably bc I am the worstttt singer ever, so don’t think I ever thought of that as a viable option unless I wanted to deafen people. Just sayin. As for the soup, it looks scrumptious! Curry goes so ridiculously well with pumpkin and coconut IMO – yum
November 11, 2011 at 8:38 am
I thought I was going to be an actor. Did the whole independent film and commercials scene. Then over time I realized how vacuous the entire thing was. The fakest people I’ve met to this day were in the entertainment industry. I would almost call it a blessing not to be surrounded by that anymore.
November 11, 2011 at 8:42 am
I couldn’t sing if my life depended on it. But I do it anyway. Just to annoy the shit out of passengers in my car. BOOYA! HAPPY FRIDAY!!
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