Today…Today did not start well for me.
I got up super early for a seminar, and before entering, paid $4 for a latte which I’m pretty sure was made completely wrong. Mint and caramel are two very different flavors, you see, so when expecting caramel and getting a sip of something that tastes like toothpaste…not so much. (And by “got up super early” I mean 6am, which for some, maybe not such a big deal. But for me- HUGE deal. Huge.)
Then after drinking all of my Colgate latte I filled my empty cup with some mediocre coffee. (Again, up at 6am means continuous caffeine consumption is necessary.) Except I didn’t quite put the lid back on right…

So yeah. Lap-ful of scalding steaming hot coffee. I may have screamed. Totally casual, NBD.
The only upside was that I was wearing a black skirt. But even that couldn’t mask the intense rouge color my face turned when everyone turned to look at what all the commotion was about and wonder why my hands were up my dress trying to blot and soak up said coffee without looking like a complete idiot.
But you know what? It’s ok.
Because today….Today is my Friday. That’s right. Five glorious days of whatever I want. Reading, Lifetime, cooking, baking, drinking, sleeping, you name it. The weekend is my oyster.
And that, my loves, is worth a lap-ful of coffee.
May 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm
it totally is and i cant wait until tomorrows work day is over so i can be doing the same thing. i would love to sit outside and listen to the waves on the beach while getting bronzed!
May 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Have fun girl and get some tan for me! God knows I need it…
May 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm
GAH, send me your weekend, please!
May 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm
I’ll overnight it so it gets there on time xo
May 25, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Today is my Wednesday. Ugh.
But at least you were sufficiently caffeinated, and if you felt yourself running low, had the option to suck the coffee off your skirt for reinforcements.
And hell hath no fury like whoever makes my order of anything wrong when I have my heart set on something and am already too far away to go back and get it made right. Mint? Come on, now people.
Enjoy your weekend and live it up, sister friend! I’ll join you in a couple days
May 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Oh she’s lucky I was still half asleep and lacked the sheer energy to complain. Plus she totally sassed me like twice before she was even done making it and I thought it might get out of hand if I went there with her.
Thanks and I’ll be waiting here in my sweats for you to join me!
May 25, 2011 at 10:10 pm
I’m horrifically jealous. Not so much of the crappy coffee incident, but of the awesome weekend you have ahead of you! ENJOY!!!
May 25, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Thanks girl
At least if I spill coffee on myself in the next 5 days it doesn’t matter. Not that I sit around with stains on my clothes…. (I definitely do.)
May 26, 2011 at 10:01 am
Bad coffee makes me so angry! But it is okay if you’ve got a long weekend! Enjoy!
May 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Hahaha this coffee hazard is a typical day in the life of klutz krista
May 28, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Glad I’m not the only accident prone one.